i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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