Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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