At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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