okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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