i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
