break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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