90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
