I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
false alarm, still single
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