i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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