I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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