i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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