super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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