Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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