GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Two words: nipple clamps
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