did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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