he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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