kristin has been a bad kristin
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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