Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
