No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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