me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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