theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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