i barfeds in our rink
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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