i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize
