whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I wear drunk well.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
