he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Randomize
