Me. At least after what I've been through.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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