I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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