Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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