What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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