Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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