is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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