your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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