You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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