You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
time to smoke my breakfast
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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