Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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