I molested 6 butterflies tonight
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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