i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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