I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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