I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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