Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
"it" just moved
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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