I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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