Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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