dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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