The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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