People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
