But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
stop calling my apartment porn island.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
