Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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