I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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