we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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