im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
should my penis look like a turkey
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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