We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
