Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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