I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'm like, not good at living.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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