Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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