Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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