But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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