what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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