Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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