Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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